(Source: philphys)

sofapizza:

Eggo my lego!

sofapizza:

Eggo my lego!

high five


Jimmy Kimmel’s Staff High Fives Security Guard Adelina    

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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strangledwords:

“Two Notes And A Beat” — The Lonely Forest

(via randyraccoon)

Anonymous asked: Who do you think about the most?

I’m gonna cheat this question and say myself…like most people do.

copycats:

Sexy And I Know It by Noah
originally by LMFAO 

via livejamie , h/t hipsterdiet

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My Phone….I just got an ask thing…

It would be funny to hear a real thug, gangster, scary black guy that is gay talk.

In a deep and mighty tone he might say…

That nigga sucked my dick like a bitch, I told that nigga to suck it like a fuckin man. I had to show that lil nigga how its done.

What else might he say? Add your own.